So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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