how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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