I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
As shirtless as possible
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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