Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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