this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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