My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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