why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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