youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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