I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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