If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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