They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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