i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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