So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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