doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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