Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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