i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
try to milk me bitch
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