Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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