she looked like the before picture.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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