Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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