I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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