Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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