that's an acceptable place to lick
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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