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i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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