She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When are your genitals available?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
do nipples grow back?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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