Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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