If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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