I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
