Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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