Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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