i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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