VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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