Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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