She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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