I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
God I need to hump something, right now.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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