look no pants
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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