I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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