Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
honey bunches of taint.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
