ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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