I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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