gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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