But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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