Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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