The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
dude. I can hear the air.
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