yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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