3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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