My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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