id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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