I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize