Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
zippers are such a cool invention
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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