Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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