so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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