How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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