i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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