butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Also, beer. Big fan.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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