as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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