at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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